i AM i AM

okay, i avoided posting this because i figured everyone had already seen it but after a couple days i've realized even if you have, it's worth watching again. i just did and can confirm that it is nothing short of brilliant.

lol indeed

hilarious. just saw my Super Famous & Smart roomie on CNBC (apparently she's been on several times, who knew?) and this is the awesome e-mail she received shortly thereafter:

To: [Roomie Roommate]
Subject: Cnbc interview

I'm an ebay seller.. I saw your ebay express interview.. It was on
point.. And I think your are beautiful. If u are ever in miami I
would
love to take u out.. Lol.. Bye..
--djxtreme
The iconoclast

no more cuteness, i say! no more.

crap, another cute website i have to check incessantly: cutethingsfallingasleep.blogspot.com

insert joke here

The female Asian Mourning Gecko has found a
way to simulate sex and produce eggs, rendering
the male of the species useless.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20917788-662,00.html

thoughtful warning labels

"Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched. You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside."

Buying Friends 2.0

A new low in social networking:

Welcome to Fake Your Space. You have found a new and exciting service which offers help to all the men and women out there who don't feel like they are popular enough on social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook. If you are tired of seeing everyone else with the hottest friends and want some hotties of your own, then this is the place for you.
...
WILL OTHER PEOPLE KNOW: No! Privacy is very important to us at Fake Your Space. We understand that you want your friends to look as normal as possible and as far from fake as possible. This is what we specialize in. We actually do make you look more popular.

Except -- unless your BFF appears in the naughty section of your local video store, I don't think these friends look "as normal as possible": http://www.fakeyourspace.com/women.html

and then i had a blog, and then i embedded youtube, and and zomg internets!!

When you feel yourself getting Seasonal Affective Disorder this year, please do yourself a favor and watch this: